Politically Correct Fairy Tale

Yana Efremova
3 min readFeb 12, 2023

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Once upon a time there were male and female representatives of the older generation. A wise male representative of the older generation with life experience sat on the stove, wanting to eat, and said to the female representative:
— Please bake an environmentally friendly round bakery product without the addition of sodium glutamate.
And the female representative of the older generation answered him:
— What are you talking about, dear? We have not had flour for a week!
— So, please go look around the barn! Probably there will be enough flour for a round bakery product!
Thus, the female representative of the older generation went to the barn and scraped flour on a round bakery product, then kneaded the dough, heated the stove, and baked a round bakery product. After that, the female representative of the older generation put a round bakery product on the window to cool down.
And the round bakery product turned out to be devoid of a sense of gratitude and felt that family conditions did not allow him to share life with its parents.
It jumped out of the window — and rolled down the path into the forest.
A representative of the family of rabbits met the round bakery product, and said:
— Round bakery product! I will eat you!
And the round bakery product said in response to him:
— I left the male representative of the older generation and left the female representative of the older generation! And from you, a representative of the family of rabbits, I will leave!
A representative of the family of wolves met the round bakery product, and said:
— A round bakery product! I will eat you!
And the round bakery product said in response to him:
— I left the male representative of the older generation, left the female representative of the older generation and left the representative of the family of rabbits! And from you, a representative of the family of wolves, I will leave!
A representative of the family of bears with a deformity of the foot, in which it deviates inward from the longitudinal axis of the shin, met the round bakery product, and said:
— A round bakery product! I will eat you!
And a round bakery product said in response to him:
— I left the male representative of the older generation, left the female representative of the older generation, left the representative of the family of rabbits and left the representative of the family of wolves! And from you, a representative of the family of bears, I will leave!
A representative of the family of foxes met the round bakery product, ans said:
— A round bakery product! I will eat you!
And the round bakery product said in response to him:
— I left the male representative of the older generation, left the female representative of the older generation, left the representative of the family of rabbits, left the representative of the family of wolves and left the representative of the family of bears! And from you, a representative of the family of foxes, I will leave!
And the representative of the family of foxes suggested that the round bakery product sit on his breathing organ and repeat what was said earlier, since he had hearing problems.
The round bakery product jumped to a representative of the family of foxes on the breathing organ and said:
— I left the male representative of the older generation, left the female representative of the older generation…
But before it could finish, the representative of the family of foxes tossed the round bakery product with a breathing organ and swallowed it.

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